I am in no way associated with the musicians/characters I write about, I do not own them, nor do I own anything, really. I am not writing for profit, merely for the amusement of anyone who finds my fics. Please enjoy ♥
Organized by fandom...( Super JuniorCollapse )
Re: Gossip Girl AU Chapter 2, I'M WORKING ON IT! Don't panic and think I forgot, I'm just an embarrassingly slow writer. I am like 70% done with it but DAMMIT KIBUM WON'T STOP SLEEPING AROUND *PULLS HAIR OUT*. I'm going to be away for the next four days so I probably won't update during that time, but I'll hopefully have something posted next week! Sorry for the wait! <333 you all!
Gossip Girl - Episode 1/?: "The Pilot"
A little bit of every pairing, but eventual Hankyung/Heechul, Kibum/Donghae, Siwon/Sungmin, and Kangin/Leeteuk
Romance/Angst/Drama, series rated R for language and (many, many) sexual situations, 3183 wordsSummary:
(AU) Gossip Girl here - Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. In this chapter: Heechul is back, and everyone's talking about it.Notes:
(1) civilized_era and black_goose, might I remind you that this is ALL YOUR FAULT. Everyone else: After you read this and lose brain cells, blame them, not me!( Spotted: Kim Heechul. Look out, Upper East Siders, the Bitch is back.Collapse )
(2) This fic takes place in NYC. Yes, somehow everyone in NYC appears to be Korean, except for that one Chinese kid.
(3) This is based on the GG TV series, not on the books.
(4) I am tagging based on pairings in THIS CHAPTER, because otherwise there'd be... way too many tags.
.... I can't write porn, but SHOULD I TRY ANYWAY?
YES!!!!!!!!! DID YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK??
Define "can't write".....
Eh, if you want - I'm not really into that though
NO, NO!!! PLEASE JUST STICK TO CRACK FICS
There are two things I fail miserably at writing, and they are: porn, and angst. Part of me wants to fix that and tackle the porn first, and then the angst, or perhaps the angst can just be angstporn, but another part of me is terrified that I will just embarrass myself terribly.
Oh, and if you're wondering about pairings - definitely Kihae with Hanchul as well, but I can't stop focusing on Kihae because like GEEZ WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WRITE KIHAE AKFLJD *hissy fit* :||
Hi! I'm back... finally :)Centuries of Experience, or "Do I Dazzle You?"
Kibum/Donghae, Hankyung/Heechul, some Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Kangin/Leeteuk, Yesung/Ryeowook (but barely)
Humor/Romance, rated PG-13 for language and sexual situations, 7833 wordsSummary:
(AU) Donghae has many reasons to believe that Kim Kibum, the new kid in his class, is a vampire. (Twilight
parody)( About three things Donghae was absolutely positive. First, Kibum was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him — and Donghae didn't know how dominant that part might be — that thirsted for his blood. And third, he had really, really nice arms.Collapse )
... I know the ending was a total cop-out, but wow, this fic just never wanted to end. (Yes, this is long for me, shut up.) I hope you enjoyed it, even if you didn't read Twilight
(by Stephanie Meyer)... To be honest, you weren't missing out on much, in my opinion. There's a reason this fic was a parody
If you did read Twilight
, however, I hope you recognized some of the references/parallels.
And as an apology for being away for so long (hopefully my next fic will come fairly soon), here are some Kihae icons :) I really wanted a Kihae icon for myself, so I made a (really bad) manip (that I didn't save, fml) and seven icons based on it. Please credit me if you are using them ♥ Thanks!( 7 Kihae iconsCollapse )
Hello! I know I said I'd only be gone a week or two, but unfortunately (or fortunately, we'll see how this plays out on the long run...) when I got back I was swamped with so many plot bunnies that I have yet to finish one! But at least this means there are many many many fics in the works, and hopefully you'll be seeing at least one of them this week. Here's a quick poll: which one of these fics would you be most interesting in reading? (A.k.a. which one of these fics should I hurry up and finish, like, now
Which of these upcoming oneshots would you be most interesting in reading?
(KB/DH) Donghae suspects that the new student, Kibum, is a vampire (Twilight parody fic).
(HK/HC&KB/DH) Heechul and Donghae accidentally switch bodies.
(VARIOUS) Super Junior discovers Facebook.
(HK/HC) A billboard inspires Heechul to change something in his life for the better, but he's not sure what.
(VARIOUS) Super Junior as kids at daycare (disgusting amounts of cuteness).
(KB/DH) Kibum, a single father, hires Donghae as his kid's babysitter.
(HK/HC) Heechul is suffering from a ~mysterious illness~ (this is complete humorous crack, so don't expect tragic cancer!fic or anything).
These are just 7 out of, like, 25 fics I'm working on, but I want to get a few of these finished before I move on to any of the others. Also, an epic multichapter may or may not be in the works ;)
Three fics in three days... All of your comments make me want to write forever and ever ♥! This is yet another crack fic with copious amounts of Donghae, who I simply adore. Enjoy!A Portrait Of The Artist As A Really Scary Three-Eyed Blue Tentacled Monster... With Fangs!!!
Humor, rated PG-13 for sexual implications, 1054 wordsSummary:
Leeteuk gives Donghae some crayons and all Hell breaks loose.( 'You know, Geng... What with Donghae's newfound talent... I was struck with a little inspiration myself.'Collapse )
Basically the only reason I wrote this was for the ending, because it even makes ME giggle. :) Hope you liked, please comment! Haha, I don't actually think Donghae is like this in real life, but I do so love playing up the spacey/oblivious/childlike part of him.
Also, I will be MIA for a little over a week. Sorry to spoil you and then run off! :D I'll have more fics when I get back! ♥ Take care, and good luck with exams if you have them.
Hi, time for another fic. My main OTP is actually Hankyung/Heechul, but there is a severe shortage of KiHae so I'm working on fixing that ;)On Getting Into The Closet, And Then Coming Out
Humor/Fluff, rated PG-13 for language and sexual situations, 2336 wordsSummary:
What do Donghae and puppies have in common?( It was a well-known fact that Donghae had not only the looks and temperament, but also the attention span, of an eleven month old puppy.Collapse )
Thank you soo very much for all the lovely, encouraging comments on my last fic :) They really made my day! Please let me know how you feel about this one ♥
Also, some of you have been asking to friend me - Please feel free!
All of my fics will be public, but I might occasionally post them friends-locked at first, to get an idea of how people feel about them, before posting them publicly to communities (I'm very shy! ^^;). This is also due to the fact that miracle______
has that 24 hour posting rule, and I've been waiting to post this fic all day D:!! I also have another one-shot (Hankyung/Heechul, but Donghae-centric) that is almost ready to post, but I have to wait until tomorrow night... Maybe I'll post it here and just advertise tomorrow? Don't mind me, I'm thinking aloud :)
Finally, a little question. Do you prefer past tense or present tense in fics (or are you indifferent)?
Please answer in the comments! I'm fine with writing either way. As you can see, this fic was in past tense, whereas my last fic was in present. Thoughts?
Thanks for reading, commenting, and/or voting on the poll! Have a wonderful weekend, and see you tomorrow (if not sooner ;D)
Hello! First fic post :) More to come, it's just a matter of feeling confident enough to post them...Foiled Plans
Hankyung/Heechul, Kibum/Donghae, some Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Kangin/Leeteuk
Humor, rated R for profanity and sexual situations, 1095 wordsSummary:
Using the SuJu Prompt Generator
's prompt "On finding foil wrappers all over the house" - Hankyung and Heechul's plans are foiled, Donghae may or may not be sane.( 'So,' says Hankyung, deceptively casual. 'Where'd you put the condoms, Donghae?'Collapse )
Please comment if you enjoyed it! This is my first ever Super Junior fic, so I would appreciate any feedback. Thank you ♥